The First Taste

Episode 2 starts where episode 1 left off. Sookie is lying on the grounds getting the snot(and blood) kicked out of her by Mack and his wife, Denise.
Oh look, here comes the same dog that ran up to her and licked her face in the first episode. If we haven't gotten the point yet, we all realize by now that there's more to this dog than first meets the eye.
And then, just as Mack pulls out a gun to shoot the dog, and Sookie reaches for Macks foot to try and stop him from killing the doggie, something wooshes from out of nowhere and BOOM Mack is choking on his own blood against a tree. Denise freaks out, all savage like, then she's flying through the air and trees, landing on the ground unmoving.
Sookie blacks out, the screen flikers, and we see a grey clad foot step up next to her.

ROLL INTRO CREDITS.

I'm going to attempt not to play by play this episode. I'll try to just talk about the stuff that i find interesting or disturbing, or whatever.
And, GO.
The intro scene still weirds me out.

Oh weird, turns out Jason didn't mean to kill wanda or whatever her name was, during the creepy S&M sex.
And WOAH! he didn't actually kill her. but "Somebody sure as hell did"

Okay, so obviously this episode is called "First taste" because this is the first time that Sookie tastes vampire blood. Which, by the way, gives people this weird...high. It's like drugs, or something. And as far as i believe people can get very addicted to it. This seems dangerous to me. But Sookie was dying because she'd been beaten so hard, so i guess the only way to live was to drink Bill's blood.
Oh, and Bill licks the blood of Sookie's wounds. That's gross and weird. That's like feeding a dog blood. And everyone knows what happens when a tamed animal gets a taste for blood... Right?
It's kind of like sharks. Feeding frenzy. I'm worried for Sookie, now.

Okay, so i just had a really crazy thought. What if billy rae cyrus were a vampire? Now that's an interesting thought. (brought on by these crazy down-home/southern/hill-billy vampires in this show).

There are a lot of really lame attempts to hint that Sam is the collie/dog that follows Sookie around. Maybe the reason I figured it out so quick is that when I tried to find a little information about who was who on the show, Wikipedia told me that sam was a shapeshifter... But I still think it's pretty obvious.

There are some things about this show that are kinda bothersome. Like how Sookie seems to have fallen completely in love with Bill with out any reason to do so. I mean, sure, she likes not being able to hear his thoughts... But is that really reason enough to trust someone so completely? That's like... i dunno. Stupid, or something.

End scene has the creepy S&M vamp from the video in the first episode.
But if the next episode is anything like this one, Bill's gonna show up at the right moment and be all protecty and stuff. Yeahman.

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