So, I apologize for my spoiler-play-by-play scenes. I really need to get used to not recapping.
Episode 4 opens with sookie screaming. She composes herself and pulls a sheet up over dawns body. Glass shatters. It's Jason. Dawn's nosy neighbor comes in. Accuses Jason.
Intro.
Nosy neighbors all gather outside the crime scene to see what's up. That seems so very hill-billy. Someone's mother is far to interested in this.
Okay. So Jason's being arrested for the murder. Or detained. Or something. He realizes he still has the V juice in his pocket. So... He drinks it. That doesn't sound like a good idea, to me. Especially since Tara's cousin warned him not to take any more than 2 drops, or things could get bad.
Apparently his pen0r is growing like crazy, as he's being interrogated. Awkward?
Lol. Tara shows up to be his whatchamacallit.... Excuse. Whatever the word... Alibi! Yeah. She's pretty convincing.
Gran convinces Sookie to use her "gift" to clear Jason.
Irony. Tara defends Jason to Sam. Cut to scene with Jason jacking off to porn. Apparently his vampire hard on isn't working so well for him.
Sookie sets up a "date" with Bill to go the vampire bar. Except she insists that it's not a date.
Sookie seems like the kind of girl who is just waiting to walk into a trap. She's in love with Bill because she doesn't know what she's thinking. She does precisely what everybody tells her not to. She goes places she knows she shouldn't.
Eric, the oldest vampire in the bar, the second most oldest vampire i'm aware of, is kinda sexy.
By the way, older vampires equal more powerful.
Interesting development, Sam looks like he's about to do something terrible.
Vampires speak Cambodian?
"I apologize if i've got you into some kind of trouble."
"We vampires are always into some kind of trouble. I prefer to be in it with you."
Ooh, Bill glamors a cop. It's nicely done.
Okay, so maybe what sam is going to do isn't as bad as i thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to strangle the redhead to whorks at the bar. Instead he just broke into dawns house, and rolled around in her sheets. Distinctly dog-like.
End Episode.
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